Got a question about how stuff works? Need a good solution quickly in order to solve a nagging problem? Looking for gas cheap? If so then stop reading immediately.
Yes, the Answer Man, who has been on a short self-imposed hiatus largely because he wore out his welcome everywhere else, was forced recently to remove himself from his six-year hiding place in the Croatan National Forest after he was cited by game wardens for impersonating either a black squirrel or Marv Albert’s hairpiece. They could never decide which.
Soon he will return on this blog to offer his rather limited insight into any and all topics of interest as long as they don’t include what ‘s next for Brett Favre.
Feel free to post questions but don’t put yourselves under any undue pressure to do so either. The Answer Man has the ability to make up both the questions and answers. This does not, however, mean he is amphibious.
Here are some links to past Answer Man entries.
Reveals reasons for Super Bowl
A stocking stuffer from the Answer Man
Campaign season brings out the Answer Man
Proceed with caution, children at play
And remember, the Answer Man stands ready to tackle all issues, tissues and misuses — small, medium and large.
Just don’t call before 9 a.m.
Dear Answer Man,
Where you been hidin’ and what you been doin’ all this time? We done missed you down in Duplin County!
Baffled in Beulaville
No need to ask about Brett. We know where he’s GOING BACK!!!!
Dear Baf,
I took a wrong turn off the Magnolia exit — which my father-in-law calls Mongolia by the way — and drove aimlessly for 14 days before I wound up at the Wallace Wal-Mart. I lived there for approximately five years in a fruitless search for Yosemite Sam mud guards. I only emerged once a year to eat fried chicken produced from the world’s largest frying pan in Rose Hill.
After that it all gets a little hazy. Thanks for asking though.